Sarcasm Periodically T-Shirt — Funny Science Pun Tee
White / S
$24.99 USD
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Lightweight but substantial, this garment-dyed tee carries a clever, science-themed message with quiet confidence. The front print riffs on the periodic table—“I only use sarcasm periodically”—so it reads as a sharp, witty statement rather than loud humor. Wear it to lab study sessions, casual meetups, or lazy weekends when you want your personality to do the talking. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton give it a lived-in feel straight out of the box; the garment-dye process softens color and texture while double-needle seams and tubular construction keep it sturdy through repeated wear. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it sits comfortably in a capsule wardrobe and pairs easily with jeans, hoodies, or cardigans for a smart-casual look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and soft handfeel.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction.
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (select partners) with 58 color options.
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras — quality details throughout.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sarcasm Periodically T-Shirt — Funny Science Pun Tee
$24.99 USD
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and soft handfeel.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction.
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, sizes S–4XL (select partners) with 58 color options.
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras — quality details throughout.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean