Never Trust An Atom T-Shirt — Funny Science Tee ('They Make Up Everything')
Black / S
$24.99 USD
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings humor and science together in a soft, lived-in fabric. A bright, playful atom illustration sits beneath the cheeky line “Never Trust An ATOM — They Make Up EVERYTHING,” rendered in warm yellow tones that pop against the shirt’s muted base. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk, ring-spun cotton feel comfortable from the first wear and get even softer after repeated washes. It’s a casual statement piece for folks who love clever science puns, classroom chuckles, or low-key geek style. Wear it to study sessions, casual labs days, meetups, or weekend errands — it reads like a wink to anyone who appreciates nerdy humor and simple, durable design.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a softened color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for increased durability
- Size range S–4XL available; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Never Trust An Atom T-Shirt — Funny Science Tee ('They Make Up Everything')
$24.99 USD
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a softened color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for increased durability
- Size range S–4XL available; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean